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Schlocky 90's Action Flicks w/ Eaton Hass: Universal Soldier

*obviously not a Possessed Hand Film and we own no rights to it, this is only a review and critique


The 90's may have been the grand hot dog, the top enchilada, the whole planet Uranus when it came to cheesy action flicks. I am Eaton Hass. This episode's 90's action flick is the Jean Claude Van Buttcheek flick Universal Soldier.


The story of Ivan Drago aka Dolph Lundgren and Jean Claude Van Damme fighting it out as Vietnam Soldiers that kill each other, get frozen and brought back to life as controllable soldiers in the future. They have their memories come back and all hell breaks loose as they fight it out in the 90's to find out once and for all who had the right to show buttcheeks in 1993.


A Roland Emmerich film before he was destroying New York in Godzilla or Washington in Independence Day or the entire world in The Day After Tomorrow, it is typical 90's Action. Find hot chick, protect hot chick, shoot guns, kick someone in face, limit the talking because you can't act.


The main three 'UniSols' are all supposed to be deceased American Soldiers but are played by a Belgian, a Swede, and a German. When sitting down for a VanDamme night don't forget this gem on 90's Schlock.




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